We Shocked Your Mother

THE DARKEST OF DAYS.

2008-03-24T10:49:00.001-07:00

FROM THIS

TO THIS

I'm running out of venting outlets...So I guess this will do for now. I always try my best to not be a bitch about certain things, but a bitch is exactly what I'm going to be right now. I can't stand being here now more than ever. I feel like I'm at my worst. A combination of things has made me feel this way. And it's only getting worse with time... Pennsylvania is a hump, or giant mountain more so, that I've tried to get over but can never seem to shake. I've tried to adapt since my arrival but it just doesn't seem to work. The people (not saying that they're bad people), the area, the lifestyle. It's all so different. Each new day spent here confirms that my belief of not belonging is even more valid than it was the previous day.

I fucked up my whole high school career. I banked on fencing to get me into a university. This is something I deeply regret. I could be going to the school of my dreams right now. Somewhere closer to home. But fuck it, I said. Fencing will get me into pretty good schools outside of California... right? Pffffft. My stubborn mentality has left my mom heartbroken. It's something far beyond "Empty Nest." She still hurts and cries daily. Home is where my friends, family, heart, and happiness are. I left it all. And some of those things will never be the same as they were before I departed. Yea, I'm that damn selfish. So I guess you can say that I deserve all the pain I'm going through right now. Everything, and I mean everything is my fault. Things have changed and will continue to change with everything/everyone I left behind. My family, friends, and even the old significant other are in a constant changing. There's nothing I can do but sit back and watch. I'm never there for family celebrations, or hang outs with my good friends. And the thing that hurts most above all to even think about let alone type or talk about is her. Realizing what I've done eats away at me and being held captive in this school of a prison is not easing my situation at all.

California, say you love me. I yearn for the summer.

OUT OF THE FUCKING LOOP.

--Mitchy Itchy

CHANGES

2008-03-17T23:32:00.001-07:00

It's always interesting to see how things have changed when I return home. I thought about this randomly on my flight back to PSU where it dawned upon me: a lot changes over the periods of time that I'm away. Places in town change. Music on the radio changes. People change. I don't know... I guess during this spring break in particular, I've recognized CHANGE in all its glory.

PLACES: 1)New additions to the clusterfuck of graffiti on highway walls. Do you ever wonder how some of those guys get to some of those spots? Craz if you ask me.. 2)Baracuda LA has a SICK new location on Melrose. The walkway felt as if I was in a Star Trek episode. The inside has tripled in size. More room means more clothes, people. 3) 2 pinkberrys opened in Brenthood. 4) I knew downtown has made some major advancements in the fight against impoverishment over the past few years, but hanging out in Mari's new pad confirmed it. The purge of downtown is almost complete! 5) Chipotle doesn't fucking accept College student I.D.s anymore. Wack? I know.

MUSIC: No list for this one. It amuses me to hear the shit that people now a days are calling music. Does anyone know how to do it anymore? Why does it always have to be about snapping and popping and locking and humping and fucking and shooting and loving and crying? It's ridiculous what mainstream radio music has done to our world. Sadly it is the foundation and bedrock of today's society. Some kids eat up MTV, thinking its cool to bounce around like soulja boy and act as blonde as Paris fucking Hilton. In my opinion, the youth of the world as we know it is FUCKED. We need a savior, please!

PEOPLE: 1)The ungodly amount of pounds my dog has gained. 2) The wrinkles in my moms eyes are more defined. 3) The white hairs above my dad's ears have spread like a wildfire. 3)My, how Marijuana has changed some people. But fuck it, shout out to Alex T. for the Maui Wowee though! Shit is lethally dank. And shouts to Aldy and Marc for freestylin and eating dirty Mexicano food with me. 4) It feels like a new sense of awkwardness has demoded a certain individual's and mine relationship to something rather stranger/acquaintance-esque... lingering in the atmosphere betwixt us. I hope to God that changes sometime. 5) My real friends that I haven't mentioned previously are still dope as hell (Jonat, Eric, Francine, Mari, JCK SQUAD UP just to name a few.)

Now let me just bang out these next couple of months, and I'll be right back at it cuhhh. Peace and Love

--Mitchy Itchy

NEW YORK MAGAZINE...

2008-02-22T20:32:00.000-08:00

Uh..yea.

-- Mitchy Itchy

WOMEN ARTISTS.

2008-01-30T21:46:00.001-08:00

Believe it or not, dudes. Some of them are worth listenin' to. Just kidding. But seriously. I guess my womenzz studies class gave me some inspiration to blog.

Mathangi "Maya" Arulpragasam aka M.I.A.

Natasha Khan, from Bat for Lashes.

Gwen, when she was cool.

Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Feist...always has cool videos. Wait until 1:03.

Hooray womens!

--Mitchy Itchy

US PLACERS.

2008-01-19T15:39:00.000-08:00

These kids have it down. Very impressive.

--Mitchy Itchy

I CRY.

2008-01-14T19:11:00.000-08:00

Sometimes when I'm alone
I Cry,
Cause I am on my own.
The tears I cry are bitter and warm.
They flow with life but take no form
I Cry because my heart is torn.
I find it difficult to carry on.
If I had an ear to confiding,
I would cry among my treasured friend,
but who do you know that stops that long,
to help another carry on.
The world moves fast and it would rather pass by.
Then to stop and see what makes one cry,
so painful and sad.
And sometimes...
I Cry
and no one cares about why.
-Tupac Shakur

Terrell Ownes after the Cowboys' loss to the Giants... From the guys you'd least expect it, eh? Big pussies or "real men"? I'll let you be the judge. I don't know...Thought this was most appropriate to blog about currently. Not to be a Debbiedowner or anythiiiing. PEACE!

--Mitchy Itchy

LINES.

2008-01-10T00:22:00.001-08:00

Not for the latest drop of hot new threads or fresh kicks...Not for a cool cellular phone or even discounts at department stores...But for coursereaders? Well it looks like there still remains hope in the world. UCLA for the win.

--Mitchy Itchy

SUNSET AT SUNSET.

2008-01-09T12:03:00.000-08:00

As if the sun exploded across the celestial spehere right before our very eyes...

-- Mitchy Itchy

A TRIBUTE TO BANKSY.

2008-01-07T18:36:00.002-08:00

The greatest. Click to enlarge. No need for further words.

-- Mitchy Itchy

NEW FACES.

2008-01-01T18:48:00.000-08:00

Meet Jackie and Nirachorn. We encountered these people during our outings. Jackie looked cute to us at first, so we decided to take her picture. Turns out Jackie is a base head and was coked up at the very moment of our little photoshoot. She almost mauled Joney for accusing her of being a crackhead. We met the very bubly Nirachorn at Guppies one night. She sternly declined me from the restaurant because there were no cameras allowed...but after seeing the disappointment on my face, she told us that she was just joking. She was very nice and served our table with stealth and efficiency. At the end of that night, I'm proud to say that we did not only meet an amazing waitress, but a good friend. Jackie, kill yourself. Nirachorn, we love you!

--Mitchy Itchy

FLAGSHIP.

2008-01-01T18:41:00.001-08:00

3 major brands have contributed to the expansion of the Melrose shopping district by opening their very own flagship stores. Unfortunately, I've missed all openings due to all the land in between LA and PA. Crooks and Castles, DC, and Burton.

--Mitchy Itchy

BACK IN THE HOOD.

2007-12-22T11:22:00.001-08:00

I came home last night to a pleasant surprise. Food, family, and friends shindig. My momma got me a camera for my bday, so I decided to go into the wild this morning. I've almost forgotten how nice my neighborhood is...

I'll see you guys at Ina's later tonight.

--Mitchy Itchy

ATTN.

2007-12-19T20:43:00.000-08:00

Eryne lags man? She too, along with Marilu has a blog that's worth stoppin' by when you kids get a chance. But ours will be surely be a behemoth of a blog once I get my hands on my very own Canon Rebel XTI thehehehehehhe!

http://eryne.tumblr.com/

--Mitchy Itchy

BORED

2007-12-19T11:29:00.000-08:00

This thing is sure damn near on its deathbed, and I'm supremely bored...So check out Lil Bow Wow getting his panties tied up in a bunch. He's cute when he's mad.

..Kill yourself, Bow.

-- Mitchy Itchy

ATTN.

2007-12-12T13:20:00.001-08:00

fck YOU mariwanna.

i kid, i kid.

--Mitchy Itchy

Fasterkill Pussycat!

2007-12-10T22:12:00.001-08:00

That's right folks! Our very own Marilu has a blogspot! her posts are quite impressive! i mean, c'mon, just check out that title i coppied? so hurry check it out! www.mariwanna.blogspot.com!

-Johnny Lance

EYES PEELED

2007-11-27T12:07:00.001-08:00

Kill yourself, Chris.

-- Mitchy Itchy

LIFE.

2007-11-11T17:10:00.002-08:00

Word.

MASSIVE!

2007-11-09T22:04:00.001-08:00

SHOCKIN' EM

2007-11-06T21:12:00.001-08:00

This blog has been dormant for quite some time now, and it's time to get this show back on the road. Phenomenal things are about to happen...I'm homeward bound soon, Thanksgiving is just around the corner, and that also means my birthday and Christmas are coming soon as well. Most importantly, MAKE HASTE, the best clothing brand to have ever existed, is slowly growing in the womb of Mother Fashion as we speak! The bane of all coolguys awaits us, and the rise of a new era surely will be evident as soon as we hit the streets...Make Haste. Remember the name, kids. Embrace it. Love it. Be it.

-- Mitchy Itchy

Jesu Christo Kaibigans

2007-10-12T10:29:00.000-07:00

Don't act like ya'll forgot. The circle comes full, November 17th.

--Mitchy Itchy

Its not a "goodbye," its a "see ya' later..."

2007-10-02T01:55:00.000-07:00

Rest In Peace Marky...

Fiendin'

2007-10-01T19:24:00.002-07:00

It gets pretty rough livin' this life of college (or "cahhledge" as the eastsiders here like to pronounce it). Practicing, studying, going to class, homework, and all that other mumbo jumbo can get to a brotha. It's at times like this when I just want to take ROGUE STATUS' advice and spark a fat bleezy. But I can't. Cause of the damn NCAA. Buuuut...all hope is not lost! Today is officially October, (HAPPY BDAY TO TISH AND JAYPEE!!) which means I'll be in the best city in the world, THE CITY OF ANGELS, in about a month! Big ups to the homey Vladimir for shippin' up the supreme x GONZ! new era. I'mmacommin' Los Angeles, just you wait!

--Mitchy Itchy

SAN FRANCISCO ...and other, less important places

2007-09-24T11:00:00.000-07:00

They say a picture is worth a thousand words. Quite frankly, im a thousand words short of having enough energy inside of me to comment every single picture. Yes, im a lazy prick so fuck off and look at these pieces of shit.

I saved the BEST PICTURE for last... Thanks for the great time A.P.

-Johnny mothafuckin' Lance

BLUE

2007-09-17T21:55:00.000-07:00

..fuck

JUSTICE > KANYE

2007-09-14T12:10:00.000-07:00

real spit..

-- Mitchy Itchy

TEAMWORK

2007-09-12T08:26:00.000-07:00

eroc the shock

FUCK YOU PENNSYLVANIA

2007-09-02T21:55:00.000-07:00

Today at 6 AM I, along with my teammates, started cleaning Beaver Stadium (for those who don't know, it's the fucking football field.) It's some fundraising bullshit that happens every year after the first football game. It was by far the grossest experience of my life. So as the day progressed, I switched cleaning partners here and there, meeting new people. After introducing myself, the first question that comes outta these people's mouths is "Why the hell did you pick to come all the way out here?" And to be honest it got me to thinkin' to myself...Why the fuck am I here? It's ridiculous. Kids always give me stares cause apparently "I dress weird." And to top it all off I'm the only Filipino on fucking campus. Currently, I feel like I'm swimming in an ocean of regret in high hopes of ending up back at good ol' CalifornIA...the land of palm trees and bomb trees right? So here's to Pennsylvania and how I'm feelin' right now. Fuck it. My patience has expired.

-Mitchy fuckin' Itchy

ROUND 2

2007-08-31T23:31:00.000-07:00

---e*ROC the motherfuckin' shock

its been awhile...

2007-08-31T18:05:00.000-07:00

i know, i know. its been a little too long since i've posted something, but do not fret!

Pictures!
Pictures!
Pictures!

and there will be more up later. im just too damn lazy to do anymore.

-Johnny fuckin' your bitch Tsunami

Catcherine Ocampcamps

2007-08-30T23:01:00.001-07:00

The two other squadrons of the crew have chosen not to use this beautiful gift that we like to call blogspot anymore which shows how crackin' their Califoneya lives are... and how pathetic mine is in Pennsylvania. So as I sit here alone in the darkness of my room and ponder about where life will take me in a few years, Catch IM's me. Apparently she's bored cause why else would the CATHERINE OCAMPO instant message a peasant like me? My sole purpose in life is only to serve as her entertainment when she has nothing to do with her life. Buuut I'm done tolerating this Catcherarchy. She is a barbaric tyrant who needs to be stopped immediately. Catch can be compared to the bubonic plague, Martha Stuart, or even terrorism if you will. All she does is eat ice cream and steal wayfarers from her friends that are moving away to college. And she really smells. If you hyphy kids ever do bump into her in Frisco, sprint the other way!

Just kidding Catch, I love you. I hope you're not bored anymore. ;]
Wow...fuck my life I just blogged outta my ass.

--Mitchy Itchy

FRESH START.

2007-08-27T15:01:00.001-07:00

So today I, along with many of you other freshies out there, officially started my academic career as a college student. The streets here at Penn State are swarmed with the constant hustle and bustle of student activity. This may be new, fun, and dandy now, but on the other side of this college coin awaits a sad but true reality: SUMMER IS NO LONGER PRESENT. This one was a good one...for me the best. Although many of my fellow compañeros (I learned that in Spanish today) do not embark on the college journey for a while, I wish everyone a happy university experience. Uhhhheven though some of us don't start until the spring muahahaha! So yea, please do enjoy yourselves and don't forget me. I'll still be up here in good ol' State College where there's plenty of city life and cool shit to do. Noooooot! A brother does get bored, so please HIT ME UP! And so now I'll leave you with some cool pictures in remembrance of our beloved summer. Peace easy, breezies.

--Mitchy Itchy

Smell ya later, gators.

2007-08-20T12:10:00.001-07:00

I'm Pennsylvania bound and the time is now. I'll miss everyone and everything. Thank you Los Angeles..You've been good to me. And so I say farewell...
to my family,
my parents,
my friends,
my mama
my city,
my house,
my bed,
my dog,
my life...
Catch ya'll in a minute.

--Mitchy Itchy

All kinds of cold

2007-08-10T03:17:00.000-07:00

at mitch's house.

video up soon... HAHA!

OWNED

2007-07-30T03:09:00.001-07:00

Man oh man, I sure have been quite the belligerent one lately...

--Mitchy Itchy

Hang and Bang

2007-07-26T02:32:00.001-07:00

Another day in the Fairfax district/ the grove. Keep your eyes peeled for shocker breezies decked out in TENS. Oohwee!

---e*ROC the MOTHERUFUCKIN SHOCK

Two in the pink...

2007-07-24T22:44:00.001-07:00

We chill, we live, we love, we eat, we sleep, we laugh, we "finna", we lurk. We are The Shockers (and company).

--Mitchy Itchy

Pennsylvania State University

2007-07-20T00:18:00.001-07:00

Took a trip up to visit and take care of my classes and what not. Here are some pictures of my cool mom and me talking to someone really lame on the phone.

--Mitchy Itchy

BAR say LONE A

2007-07-18T22:21:00.000-07:00

whats up world. just dropping by to post the video from BREAD and BUTTER 2007 in Barcelona. check out what streetwear have to offer in the upcomming year. if you get bored... just fastforward till the end of the video!

p.s.

shouts to mitchy... whose currently in PENN STATE at the moment.

-e*ROC the SHOCK

We shocked your mother at Ysa's house.

2007-07-15T22:09:00.001-07:00

Let the pictures do the talking.

Much thanks to Yserbel...

-- Mitchy Itchy

P.S. Wassssappenin' Mami??! ;]

OMG, AMG?!

2007-07-13T20:43:00.001-07:00

So I guess theres a really cool party happening at yeserbel's tonight. Well, since I have nothing to do while i wait for it to begin here's some eye candy for the car enthusiasts out there. Here's the new Mercedes Benz C63, which is the perfect instrument to use when trying to implement a shocker. It is also Mercedes' way of saying FUCK YOU to their long time rivals from Bauvarian Motor Werks.

And here are some weird guys that took footage of this beast in action. They look like two teenage boys discovering porn for the first time in their life.

---e*ROC the Shock

Freshjive KIDS?!

2007-07-13T20:06:00.002-07:00

Well yes, I had a blast today in Irvine, but let's stay on topic now. Available exclusively at Freshjive LA and Japan. Now all you parents out there can keep your kids steezy easy, FJ style.

P.S. Party at YSA's house! Yes yes ya'll and ya don't stooop!

-- Mitchy Itchy

F*** Your Life

2007-07-13T17:56:00.000-07:00

So its Johnny here with the latest news:

I'm broke.

I have no gas in my car.

E-Roc's at home watching a movie.

Mitch is in Irvine gettin' "the business done."

and LASTLY...

Party at Yessserrrbelle's.

so FUCKIN' CALL ME!

Bat For Lashes

2007-07-09T02:51:00.001-07:00

Bat For Lashes got it goin' on. This video is really creative yet kinda creepy at the same time. Ontopa that, I'm really bored so here ya guys go. Random/weird enough for you, Johnny?

P.S. I hate the world.

-- Mitchy Itchy

MORE?!

2007-06-28T18:06:00.002-07:00

So here are more pictures from Christina's birthday. Eric's camera was on "lobat", so we resorted to Tisha Galicia for her Nikon pro bobbyhundreds pictoral capturing device.

The boys and Tiffany were just about ready to kill this waiter.

But you gotta dirty mustache!

Whatchu starin' at, pahtna?!

--Mitchy Itchy

SURPRISE SURPRISE

2007-06-27T09:59:00.000-07:00

So, the mother fuckin triangle is finally complete.

Yesterday night was the surprise birthday dinner for Christina, whose actual birthday is today (HAPPY BIRTHDAY INA!). We celebrated dinnner with some bomb ass food at Gyu Kaku Restaurant in the Hills of Beverly. After that, we ended the night at Adrian's 2 week open pad.... What yall know about that, nothing!

SURPRISE!!!!

Some Cool Guys and a Girl

---e*ROC the Fuckin SHOCK

p.s.

Live your lives with no regrets as long as you are doing what you want at each point in time.

Milk and Cereal

2007-06-27T09:46:00.002-07:00

Big shout out to ADRIANO on this one. If ya'll really know us, you'd be able to recall back in the day when me and Adrian used to do our impression of this clip. Just cause I kicked it with Adrian (and Dumby Catch) a couple of days ago, I'll dedicate this blog to you, my fellow video companion. To you and all the other milk & cereal eaters out there. Now for everyone's viewing pleasure, I present this classic video.

P.S. What up Shocker fam?? Y'all need to step your bloggin' game up..

--Mitchy Itchy

Tokyo Table/ Le Grove

2007-06-26T01:01:00.002-07:00

So the day started off at Christina's debut practice, where us courtillians perspired and got all greasy. After that we headed to Patryze's gratduation party at Tokyo Table. The food persistently made its way to the table until everyone looked pretty much impregnated. The shakes were pretty bomb. And so were the chicken wangs. And the sushi pizza things. So after that we headed to get our Grove on. After the caravan of cars made the trip over, we decided to take a little photoshoot (thanks to our photographer and newly added member, Eryne Lagman.) Enjoy...

COOLCATCH, posted.

Whaddup Newbie photographer Ayyronn?!!

Catchrin Ocampo is so cool.

Levis is a must. It ain't a trend, it's a way of life, shheeeun! ha!

--Mitchy Itch

Shockers Crew

2007-06-24T23:47:00.000-07:00

Just a little bored...A little hungry and sleepy. I don't know. Check us out, though! Blaaaahhm!

--Mitchy Itch

iTUBED

2007-06-23T12:36:00.000-07:00

So here's the long awaited and highly anticipated video from the RED "Side Adam Bomb" sale over on rosewood from last Thursday.

Courtesy of yours truly, and edited by the Sage.

Enjoy!

-Johnny

Go Skate The Day Away!

2007-06-21T19:16:00.000-07:00

So after the big hat sale, we decided to go over to the OC and see what was goin on with our friends over at The Camp in Costa Mesa.

In commemerance of go skate day, Chad Muska and his skate team, (http://www.elementskateboards.com/) opened a mini skatepark over in the parkinglot.

-Johnny

One Hundred Hats... TOO MANY PEOPLE.

2007-06-21T15:26:00.000-07:00

Check out http://www.thehundreds.com/ to see if you can still get a hat.

...but from the looks of it this morning, all the RED ADAM BOMBs are long gone. However, don't despair! One Hundred yellow new era's will still be available tomorrow, the 22nd. ONLINE ONLY!!!

Props to all those who came to buy one...

like the guy who was there from 3:oo P.M. yesterday afternoon,

or the guys who drove all the way down from santa barbara and waited from 4:00 A.M.,

or all the guys who ditched school, skipped work, or decided to buy a hat instead of visiting their poor sick grandma in the hospital...

Well, MAYBE not those last guys.

DON'T FORGET TO CHECK YOURSELVES OUT ON THE VIDEO. ITS NOT POSTED YET, BUT IT WILL BE SOON.

-Johnny

...its her BIG Debut!

2007-06-16T15:34:00.000-07:00

So the stressful day has finally arrived.

...or so it seems!

Bitches fixin' their stitches

-Johnny

I Shocked Your Mother

2007-06-15T13:32:00.000-07:00

I know, I know... The title makes no sense right?

but who gives a flying fuck?

So anyway, this is the first of many more blogs to come.
Well, a test blog... hopefully...

mic check... one, two, three, four?

-Johnny